Smilies



:-)     Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or

        joking statement.

;-)	Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.

:-(	Frowning smilie.

:-I     Indifferent smilie. Better than Frowning but not quite as good as

        happy smilie

:->	User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

>:->	User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->	Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.



Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:



(-:	User is left handed

%-)	User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*)	User is drunk

[:	User is a robot

8-)	User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)	Sunglasses on head

::-)	User wears normal glasses

B-)	User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-)	User is a little girl

:-)-8	User is a Big girl

:-{)	User has a mustache

:-{}	User wears lipstick

{:-)	User wears a toupee

}:-(	Toupee in an updraft

:-[	User is a Vampire

:-E	Bucktoothed vampire

:-F	Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7	User juust made a wry statDment

:-*	User just ate something sour

:-)~	User drools

:-~)	User has a cold

:'-(	User is crying

:'-)	User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@	User is screaming

:-#	User wears braces

:^)	User has a broken nose

:v)	User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_)	User's nose is sliding off of his face

:<)	User is from an Ivy League School

:-&	User is tongue tied.

=:-)	User is a hosehead

-:-)	User is a punk rocker

-:-(	(real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)	User has two noses

+-:-)	User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-)	User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-)	Same thing...other side

|-I	User is asleep

|-O	User is yawning/snoring

:-Q	User is a smoker

:-?	User smokes a pipe

O-)	Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-)	User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P	Nyahhhh!

:-S	User just made an incoherent statement

:-D	User is laughing (at you!)

:-X	User's lips are sealed

:-C	User is really bummed

<|-)	User is Chinese

<|-(	User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/	User is skeptical

C=:-)	User is a chef

@=	User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-)	User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o	Uh oh!

(8-o	It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)	And Bozo the Clown!

3:]	Pet smilie

3:[	Mean Pet smilie

d8=	Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-)	User is a Ham radio operator

:-9	User is licking his/her lips

%-6	User is braindead

[:-)	User is wearing a walkman

(:I	User is an egghead

<:-I	User is a dunce

K:P	User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-)	User is wearing a turban

:-0	No Yelling!     (Quiet Lab)

:-:	Mutant Smilie

	The invisible smilie

-)	User only has one eye

,-)	Ditto...but he's winking

X-(	User just died

8 :-)	User is a wizard



Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.



:)	Midget smilie

:]	Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=)	Variation on a theme...

:} -	What should we call these? (what?)

:) -	Happy

:> -	what?

:@ -	what?

:D -	Laughter

:I -	Hmmm...

:( -	Sad

:[ -	Real Downer

:< -	what?

:{ -	what?

:O -	Yelling

:C -	what?

:Q -	what?

:,( -	Crying

] -	Hugs and

:* -	Kisses

|I -	Asleep

|^o -	Snoring



And still more variations on the theme...



:-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-1	smiley bland face

:-@	smiley face screaming

:-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

:-%	smiley banker

:-6	smiley after eating something sour

:^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:-7	smiley after a wry statement

8-)	smiley swimmer

:-*	smiley after eating something bitter

:-&	smiley which is tongue-tied

:-0	smiley orator

(:-(	unsmiley frowning

(:-)	smiley big-face

):-(	unsmiley big-face

)8-)	scuba smiley big-face

=:-)	smiley punk-rocker

=:-(	(real punk rockers don't smile)

+:-)	smiley priest

:-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-e	disappointed smiley

:-t	cross smiley

:-i	semi-smiley

:-o	smiley singingnational anthem

:-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-[	un-smiley blockhead

:-]	smiley blockhead

:-{	smiley variation on a theme

:-}	ditto

{:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle

}:-)	above in an updraft

:-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-s	smiley after a bizzare comment

:-d	lefty smiley razzing you

g-)	smiley with pince-nez glasses

:-j	left smiling smilely

:-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-l	y. a. s.

:-:	mutant smiley

:-\	undecided smiley

:-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley

;-)	winking smiley

:-<	real sad smiley

:->	y.a.s.

:-z	y.a.c.s.

:-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley

:-c	bummed out smiley

:-v	talking head smiley

:v)	left-pointing nose smiley

:-b	left-pointing tongue smiley

:-/	lefty undecided smiley

:-?	smilely smoking a pipe

-]	one-eyed smilely

,-}	wry and winking

0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

:-=)	older smiley with mustache

:u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose

:n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose

:<	midget unsmiley

:>	midget smiley

}:^#})  Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin

:-)	ha ha

|-)	hee hee

|-D	ho ho

:->	hey hey

:-(	boo hoo

:-I	hmm

:-O	uh oh

:-P	nyah nyah

|-P	yuk

 ~:-(	net.flame

 O |-)  net.religion

8 :-I	net.unix-wizards

X-(	net.suicide

E-:-I	net.ham-radio

 >:-I	net.startrek

3:o[	net.pets

:-}	beard

:-{	mustache

:-#	braces

:-X	bow tie

:-Q	smoker

<:I	dunce

(:I	egghead

@:I	turban

8-)	glasses

B-)	horn-rims

8:-)	glasses on forehead

:-8(	condescending stare

;-)	wink

>:-<	mad

:-(	Drama

:-)	Comedy

:-o	Surpise

8-|	Suspense

:-	Male

>-	Female

|-O	Birth

8-#	Death